Friday, January 10, 2014

Top ten list: How to be Super Popular on Facebook!!! :D




Top 10 List: How to be Super Popular on Facebook !!!
(and get lots of attention!... and make more friends!.. and make people Love you!!!)

10.  Post 'cruelty to animal' pictures!!!!  By posting pictures of starving and beaten animals people will think that you're a kind person and will want to hang out more. **Definitely guaranteed likes on this.

9.  Update your status when you feel hurt or sad. Updates like, "I'm having the worst day of my life!!!" or, "Ugggghhhhhhh!!!!" will definitely show people you fragile side and will encourage them to boost your spirits!!

8.  If you're lucky enough to have someone who actually wants to marry you and look at your face everyday for the rest of their life, be sure to add weekly (if not daily) wedding updates and count downs!  Posts like, "Only 287 more days till the Big Day" are sure to get your friends admiration and jealousy!!! :D

7.  Posting pictures of your kids is always a win on Facebook!!!  ... especially if it's followed by some random thing your kid said! People LOVE to see pics of your kids and know exactly what they said, every day.. no matter how stupid or insignificant it may seem! :D

6.  If you're in a new relationship Facebook friends LOVE hearing about how wonderful your new boyfriend is! Updates like, "Came home to flowers, wine and a bubble bath!! Best guy ever!!" are sure to win the hearts and affections of all your loved ones!!

5.  Are you a real humanitarian who enjoys charitable acts and giving and doing for everyone??? Oh my god.. You have to share the shit! People need to know how great you are!! :D Seriously though... by sharing your good deeds and 'liking' random pictures of pediatric, cancer patient's you're letting everyone know what a true and generous heart you have! :D

4.  Did someone famous die today? You definitely have to post "RIP Mr. so and so"!!! This not only shows that you are a respectful Facebook contributor, but that you are also a worldly person who is aware of the current affairs!! :D

3.  Are you going out with friends later??? Are you super excited about your cool, twenty something year old life???  Of course you are!! You're twenty-whatever years old!! You've got to share that shit! Tell us all about it. Are you super drunk right now?? Did somebody say something super funny while inebriated? People want to know all about it! :D

2.  Did you just get a chain-letter Facebook Post that said, "If you don't share this you will go broke and be murdered by your next door neighbour"??? Holy Crap... you better share that shit!!! Not only would your Facebook friends be completely devastated by your grotesque and untimely murder, but they would be completely insulted if you didn't share such an important, life-sustaining post!! lol :D

1.  Insider Jokes??? These are great on Facebook!! Not only will it peak your Facebook friends curiosity...but it will make them think you're super funny!! Then... they will want to hang out with you!... and be your close friend...so that they can share inside jokes with you!!! And other people will be sooo jealous!! lol :D


Best of luck!
Bootsy :D

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